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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:05
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Our sister died because of our mum's cancer conspiracy theories, say brothers - BBC
No way
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Photos: Why it took courage for these women to pose for the camera - NPR
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
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Just Forget it!
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Are there scientific studies that support the detox benefits of an infrared sauna blanket?
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Court documents reveal OpenAI is coming for your iPhone - 9to5Mac
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Deaths from heart attacks are way down. Here's what's killing us instead - KSL News
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
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